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No man wants to be known in the female circuit as a “Quick Draw McGraw”. You know, the kind of guy who is finished just as she is getting started. That’s what makes the Fleshlight so great, you can get your rocks off before the date, so that when you’re ready for the real thing, it takes a little longer to make it to the finish line.
The trouble with the Fleshlight for those who have never tried, is trying to find an honest review of how it works. It’s not like you’re going to find a bunch of us talking about our jerking off habits in between sets at the gym. Masturbation is one of those unspoken codes with guys, we know we all do it, but unless we’re drunk at a frat party, we’re not going to admit it.
But that’s the monkey slamming in the shower with your hand and a bar of soap. Fleshlight brings male masturbation to a whole new level, giving us a way to enjoy the feminine feel without having to deal with all that bonding crap that goes along with it.
So in case you have not yet gotten your own taste of masturbation heaven, here are 5 reasons why you need to start building your stamina by buying a Fleshlight Right Now!
- It’s the closest thing to being a pussy without actually being one. True story. The silicone on the inside is soft, pliable and gets hot, just what you need to please.
- You are never going to get bored with it. In fact, you may find that you are pulling it out from hiding more often than looking for someone on FB late at night who is down for a booty call.
- It is totally discreet. Your Fleshlight won’t go bragging on its wall about how they banged some girls boyfriend last night. Besides the fact that it can’t type anyway, the outside case makes it look like a flashlight, just in case a booty call does decide to go snooping.
- They are cheap. At least cheaper than wining and wining some girl at the bar. Fleshlights are like $60 now, making them a better financial investment than a long term girlfriend.
- They do help with your stamina. Try the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit and you’ll start to be known as the man who won’t quit. This is specially designed to make you used to the way a girl feels so you won’t lose it too soon.
Treat yourself to the gift that keeps giving this Christmas, and get on board the Fleshlight bandwagon. Whether your gym buddies want to admit it or not, there are a lot more of us out there with a Fleshlight in the bedside table than you can imagine. And hey, why not try some high end lubricant too.